Original Illustrated Book: "Vegetarian Dinner Party Etiquette for Monsters"

Original Illustrated Book: "Vegetarian Dinner Party Etiquette for Monsters"

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Installment Number 46 in the Helpful Hints and Essential Advice series will guide you and your friendly local monsters in the treacherous world of vegetarian dinner party etiquette. Essential topics covered include what to do about earwax at the table, how to use a napkin, sporks, and more!

Please note that I made up absolutely everything in this book! The Helpful Hints and Essential Advice series is intended to take the format of small, cheap and cheerful advice books of days past, (before the internet took over) and poke fun at modern life. New installments will appear here as I get around to it!

These books are just shy of 5" tall by 4" wide, 16 pages long and paperbound in a cover printed on my press. The inside pages are digital laser prints of my original gouache illustrations. I bound each book by hand on my century-old wire stitcher/stapler. The story is entirely suitable for all ages.



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Unless otherwise noted, all of my products are created by hand, with, naturally, the assistance of paintbrush or printing press. I am always working to improve my process, but please keep in mind that until I am perfect, there will be some endearing human variations in my individual products...

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